Do you know any dark jokes? - funny maternity tops
In writing a monologue and the character of the Joker as a great inspiration both (The Dark Knight series of cartoons and comics).
I think) from a monologue as a stand-up comedian (as the Joker, how to get started in some versions, but the jokes that I say is very, very dark and totally unconventional fun, but I find hilarious. As:
"This is worse than a baby nailed to the wall?
Ripping your face! "
or
"Well ... this guy goes to the hospital, okay?" ... His wife just had a baby and can not wait to see them. So he got to the doctor and said, "Oh, Doc, I was so worried. How are you? "And the doctor smiled and said:" They are in order. Okay. Your wife gave birth to a healthy child, and both are good ..... in the form top you 're a lucky guy "Then the man rushed into the maternity ward with his flowers. But the emptiness. His wife, empty bed." Doc? "He said, turned around and the doctor and nurse wave of destruction and SCStacks of paper on her face ...
April Fools! RE dead and the baby is spastic! Get it? "
And only a few dark jokes black humor.
Does anyone know one?
Thank you to everyone who replied:)
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Funny Maternity Tops Do You Know Any Dark Jokes?
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Ouch! I do not know ... and not "T want to know!.
Patient: Doctor Doctor to stay up all night dancing to music and 80 years can not sleep, what happens
Doctor: It seems you have a boogie fever
Two: yes yes yes
Medicine: death
a horse goes into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face" of the horse said: "I have cancer"
What is more fun than spinning a baby on the clothes line at 150 miles per hour?
The suspension with a shovel.
Do not know
Do not know
She came to me, dear experts!
What's better than the Jonas Brothers in a car accident?
Only two of them die in a car accident - because it would leave the left side you were really stupid!
What is the difference between Paris Hilton and a bucket'****?
The cube.
What do you get when you cross your mother with an orang-utan?
An orangutan really ugly.
This guy, Angus, is a pastor. And it shows all the tourists around the village. It shows a row of houses and says: "All these houses?" I have built. Do not call me Angus the Home Builder? No, no, you go and see the fences around the fields. "Yes, I have all these obstacles. But do not call me Angus Builder in the neighborhood? No, no, no! Then walk past and say: "I've actually built the roads in the city. But do not call me Angus the road-No, no." Then he paused and said, "But I want that stuffed sheep ... . &ot;
A bitter man lived in the same motel for the past year. Follow the morning, every routine, he gets up, orders a full English breakfast, walk back and forth. But one morning, all orders that breakfast baked beans. He eats the whole plate of beans, a walk, but not backwards. Later that day the police came. He told the hotel manager, who knew the man who committed suicide that morning, the man suicide. "Strange," said the director. "She looked happy. In fact, if you this morning was full of beans!
She came to me, dear experts!
What's better than the Jonas Brothers in a car accident?
Only two of them die in a car accident - because it would leave the left side you were really stupid!
What is the difference between Paris Hilton and a bucket'****?
The cube.
What do you get when you cross your mother with an orang-utan?
An orangutan really ugly.
This guy, Angus, is a pastor. And it shows all the tourists around the village. It shows a row of houses and says: "All these houses?" I have built. Do not call me Angus the Home Builder? No, no, you go and see the fences around the fields. "Yes, I have all these obstacles. But do not call me Angus Builder in the neighborhood? No, no, no! Then walk past and say: "I've actually built the roads in the city. But do not call me Angus the road-No, no." Then he paused and said, "But I want that stuffed sheep ... . &ot;
A bitter man lived in the same motel for the past year. Follow the morning, every routine, he gets up, orders a full English breakfast, walk back and forth. But one morning, all orders that breakfast baked beans. He eats the whole plate of beans, a walk, but not backwards. Later that day the police came. He told the hotel manager, who knew the man who committed suicide that morning, the man suicide. "Strange," said the director. "She looked happy. In fact, if you this morning was full of beans!
Of course, dead baby jokes are as dark as you can, if ---
What is worse than a truckload of dead babies?
We saw on the floor, eating their way out.
Or how about this ---
A man walks into a brothel and learns that he is running a special one hours with one of the women for only $ 10. He can not allow a case like this, what you pay for and brought into a room where a naked woman lies quietly in bed. He takes his clothes and takes them. She said nothing, not even in motion. Well, I guess I'm waiting for ten dollars? At the climax, the sperm will start leaking from your vagina, anus, mouth, nose and ears. Monster and fled from the room. He mumbled his history of the gorilla who goes forward and says, "Hey, Sam, who is dead full again!"
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